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    Another Letter to Employees…

    1. I am not your mother… Fuck I am not a mother at all! And for good reason as taking care of people’s every little need and problem is not my responsibility in or out of the workplace.  
    2. I am not your counselor or psychologist… If you have personal problems.. Go see someone else.  I honestly don’t care if your life is falling apart for the millionth time - it is not my job to format a life plan for you.
    3. I am not your BFF… Don’t think that just because we talk at work means I want to be your friend outside of work or on Facebook or hang out.  I have my personal life and my business life and they don’t often intermingle.

    So in a nutshell… what I’m trying to say is…

    I DON’T CARE! Or more appropriately I don’t give a flying fuck what issues you have. Get it together and do your damned job… Now!

    What I do care about is you showing up on time to work, doing your job, following the very detailed and fairly idiot proof work instructions you are given, and not causing havoc with other employees… Oh and if you don’t have anything nice to say… just shut your mouth before you find yourself in my office for insubordination.

    Sincerely…

    The Effin Uber Bitch in HR

    P.S.  If you employees are wondering why I’m behind on my work or don’t get you something within 24 hours… it is because you are making problems here and problems mean that I don’t have time to do my regular duties in a timely manner.

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